In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma take on DLC, coming down on opposite sides of the issue. Who will rise victorious? Only you can truly decide. But since Emma is writing this episode descriptions, it's Emma. Emma wins.
Sound effects from Kingdom Hearts, Bensound Music, and Ace Attorney
In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Tales of Berseria and Chrono Trigger and try not to step on any ants. Also featuring positive affirmation at the worst time, a question of fashion, and maybe an alien? I don't remember.
In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic-and, well, you know the drill, they talk about things and stuff. Also featuring some symptoms of obsessive fandom, skepticism about cats, and uncharacteristically getting out and about in the town.
In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Final Fantasy XV and Kingdom Hearts and are led into everlasting darkness. Also featuring an ode to chocobos, a masterful attempt at the Donald Duck voice, and Emma being a Squeenix apologist while Madelyn rants with the best of 'em.
In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic-and talk about each other behind each other's backs. Also featuring wistful jealousy, a brain full of questions, and nothing on Instagram.
In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Stardew Valley and Guitar Hero and are SO TIRED SEND HELP. Also featuring one more turn mentality, virtual dogs that love you more than your real dogs ever will, and dark, tragic backstories.
In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic-and get sucked into games in different ways. Also featuring Emma running out of words, Madelyn running out of money, and plenty of shameless social media plugs.
In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Grim Fandango and NieR: Automata and Emma actually thinks about how to pronounce something for once. Also featuring thoughts on multiple endings, Madelyn's frustrations about puzzles, and the worst transitions possibly ever made.
In this very special episode, Madelyn and Emma chat with little sisters Aurora and Milena and get their take on video games. Also featuring fire engine sirens, some expert sass, and a lot of fascination with the microphone.
In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Super Mario Bros. and Persona 5, and read Emma's fangirling texts for the world to hear. Also featuring Madelyn not knowing how to say Bros. out loud, the glory of being the friend who never texts back, and thoughts about paywalls (ugh).
In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic-and encourage you to not go outside. Also featuring the hype train, Madelyn's blossoming ability to virtually shoot things, and the belated game-picking that they forgot to do last week.
In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Spyro the Dragon and Just Dance, and laugh about evil, baby-stealing bunnies. Also featuring us FORGETTING TO PICK THE GAMES FOR NEXT WEEK AHHHH (check next week's sidequest instead), the slog of 100% completion, and our killer dance moves.
In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic- and give updates on all their gaming exploits. Also featuring not enough adjectives, Madelyn's passionate, irrational hatred for beloved gaming franchises, and Emma surpassing the former master.
In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Tetris and Firewatch, and, you know what, you try mashing these games up cause you can't. You can't. Also featuring dogs snoring and sighing at us, real hats instead of plastic baggies or virtual lists, and Tetris fanfiction.
In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic- and talk about some games they've beaten. Also featuring Madelyn heading out into the wide adult world, plans for the summer, and requests for advice- hit us up on social media, guys!
In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Half-Life and Miitomo, both equal in stature as pinnacles of gaming. Also featuring jumping up and down, the possibility of a postal worker outfit, and a lot of getting off-track despite really valiant efforts this time.
In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic- and disagree with that Atlantic article. Also featuring stupid children, wishful thinking, and even more disagreement with that Atlantic article, because they disagree a lot.
In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss The World Ends With You and Ratchet and Clank 2016 and mess up everything plus some. Also featuring the future name of Emma's first-born, Groovitrons everywhere, and Madelyn being even more confused than usual.
In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic- and laugh as time and money slips between the gaps in their fingers, never to be retrieved. Also featuring Buzzfeed quizzes, the Bible, and the many uses of Flintstone vitamins.
In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Mortal Kombat and The Walking Dead: A New Frontier from two different places (in a literal sense). Also featuring Supreme Justices making a night of it, covert photography gone wrong, and FATALITIES.
In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic- and look down on things and people. Also featuring Madelyn's inner control-freak showing, an appreciation for something new, and too many planes in too little time.
In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Oregon Trail and Hyper Light Drifter and realize they don't really know what dysentery is (it's not good though). Also featuring an exclusive look at Emma before morning coffee, some seriously dank memes, and deep bitter jealousy towards people with super successful Kickstarters.
In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic- and show that they spend a lot of time reading random articles on the web. Also featuring Emma trying to fit too much into the allotted time, bragging about dogs, and Madelyn basically being Carmen Sandiego.
In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Fire Emblem and The Witness and reminisce about the good old days. Also featuring Madelyn's Party People Super Entertainment "Well"ness Center (or whatever she's calling it now), soap opera child-growing lands, and Emma's cute personality quirk teehee.
In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic- and have trouble saying words (or at least Emma does). Also featuring Madelyn being "woke," some shout-outs, and Emma being weird about babies.