In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming and it turns out they've both been playing Persona, so have fun, listeners. Also featuring condescending name choices, just the right amount of death, and #spoilers

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Disney (Extreme) Skate Adventure and Player Unknown's Battlegrounds and question Disney's attitude towards licensing their characters in the early 2000s. Also featuring the trouble with acronyms, the dreaded $70, and more about everybody's favorite topic: loot boxes.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming and Emma somehow continues to know more about Breath of the Wild than Madelyn. Also featuring the old man troll, some boring stuff about wifi connections, and boyfriend slave labor.

In this special episode, Madelyn and Emma celebrate the podcast's one year anniversary by revisiting the games that started it all for them- Uncharted and The Legend of Zelda. Also featuring role reversals, reflections on our past year of podcasting, and going back to our long tradition of hardly talking about the games at all

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their past two weeks in gaming, returning after not releasing any episodes since last year ;). Also featuring the pleasures of games without any lore to remember, Emma falling back into old habits, and a change of plans.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Donkey Kong and Hidden Agenda and talk about the greatest documentary ever made in the history of documentary-making. Also featuring the lack of eight friends to party with, conspiracy theories, and a super synchronized New Year's Eve countdown.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their past year in gaming and disagree heartily, as one must, with others' choices for game of the year. Also featuring Madelyn being painfully behind the times, new year's gaming resolutions, and a look forward to the future of the podcast.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Civilization and Night in the Woods and delve deep into their traumatic childhood woes. Also featuring the names of their theoretical empires, gang wars over the moon, and the fickle nature of AI.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming and plan their vacation to the winter wonderland of Pandora. Also featuring Emma singing the praises of playtesting, Madelyn's gaming wishlist, and more fun facts about Kingdom Hearts than you can handle

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Psychonaughts and Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus and give a bit too much insight into the depressing depths of their souls. Also featuring a heavy political discussion, Emma's stuffy nose, and some quote unquote real psychic powers

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming and detail plans for their extra-amazing new mobile game entitled Existential Crisis. Also featuring meat shields, silly little internal Jiminy Crickets, and a reminder that we've got some awesome stuff on the blog to make up for our total lack of show notes.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Barbie Team Gymnastics and Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator and also come up with some sweet new dance moves. Also featuring discrimination towards Bratz, Madelyn being super bad at M words, and some deep life lessons.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming in which they actually did most of it together, believe it or not. Also featuring Games of the Years, the shameless hunt for clickbait, and NO SPOILERS.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Metroid and Avengers Academy and also spend a little too much time on a certain *ahem* "Little Mario." Also featuring pixelated nipples, Lucky the Pizza Dog, and the desecration of childhood innocence.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming and, for once, Madelyn is playing far more than Emma is. Also featuring traffic cones, a confused boyfriend, and shameless plugs for the new blog posts.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Inside and Age of Mythology and they recorded this on a Thursday night which was a MISTAKE. Also featuring a Greek Mythology filled childhood, a debate about debates, and the pain of being an Apple consumer.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma take on choice-based video games and whether choices need to have an impact on the story. Emma thinks the hours they recorded this had an impact. A grave impact on the story of Emma and her bed.

Sound effects from the Danganronpa series

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Prey and Katamari Damacy and they feel it...they feel the cosmos. Also featuring a potential copyright claim for bad singing, polite grievances about video game reviews, and serious math problems.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma take on the voice actors' strike that recently came to an end. Did they get enough? Did they get nothing? Did we give ourselves enough time to talk about all the details? (No.)

Sound effects from Kingdom Hearts

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Mass Effect: Andromeda and Bully and talk about two very different kinds of video game controversies. Also featuring alien acne, loop-de-loop hurricanes, and getting swallowed up by the floor.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma take on video game walkthroughs. Are they for chumps? Or do only chumps think they're for chumps? You decide, ya chump.

Sound effects from Mortal Kombat

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss The Last Guardian and Wii Sports and horses. Also featuring Harry Potter Miis, more childhood nostalgia than you'll ever need, and why it can be good when video games suck

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma take on video game movies, coming down on opposite sides of the issue(???) Okay, so maybe we agree a little more than we actually thought we did.

Sound effects from Final Fantasy X, Crash Bandicoot, and Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Horizon Zero Dawn and Animal Crossing and explore Madelyn's childhood fear of gophers. Also featuring a quick therapy session, juggling for the children, and the true open world of life itself

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma take on DLC, coming down on opposite sides of the issue. Who will rise victorious? Only you can truly decide. But since Emma is writing this episode descriptions, it's Emma. Emma wins.

Sound effects from Kingdom Hearts, Bensound Music, and Ace Attorney