In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma try something a little different for the side-quest format. Also featuring bad weather metaphors, affectionate nicknames, and our best, not-very-good newscaster voices.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Devil May Cry and Nioh and come up with a new exclamation. Also featuring 5th grade English class, self-insert fanfiction, and pitch the new Taken movie

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming and reluctantly admit that they have not been doing much. Also featuring confusion about the date, frustrations with shields, and the introduction of a new health standard.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Perfect Dark and Little Nightmares for an uber-creepy episode- for April? Eh, it works. Also featuring Emma's nickname, Madelyn empathizing with the desire to eat everything, and an alien Elvis.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming and make some bad April Fool's Jokes... April Fools! They were great jokes. Also featuring some stylish clothes for Link, super chill presidents, and double-tasking American History.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Valkyria Chronicles and Overwatch, our newest old game and oldest new game currently in the hat. Also featuring anger management techniques, Madelyn's endless skepticism about everything, and the terror of voice chat.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming and agree that Cup Noodles are obviously the best thing ever invented. Also featuring Madelyn's once and future queen, the goshdarn freaking blood moon, and Emma's stellar voice acting abilities.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Ms. Pac-Man and Reigns: Her Majesty, a coincidental perfect combination for Women's History Month and International Women's Day! Also featuring our love of fruit (especially pretzels), Emma's questionable royal decisions, and a $3 demonstration of dedication to the podcast.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming and Madelyn has trouble being mean to virtual characters. Also featuring elevator problems, Ventus (I mean Ven) not Roxas, and the rare appearance of a nice person on Reddit.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Planescape: Torment and The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt and marvel at the amount of words written cause holy crap these games got words. Also featuring our transition into a sports podcast, badly played games of Dungeons & Dragons, and displays of total ignorance.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming and have trouble remember what exactly they were called. Also featuring the death of a relationship, some hot gameplay tips, and "I'm Ventus! But you can call me Ven!"

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Team Buddies and Splatoon 2 and marvel at how much Nintendo ripped off the classic PlayStation game that only possibly exists. Also featuring some really violent mashups, the famous Talk This! test for local co-op, and a disco that makes the tent bob up and down in the air.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming and it turns out they've both been playing Persona, so have fun, listeners. Also featuring condescending name choices, just the right amount of death, and #spoilers

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Disney (Extreme) Skate Adventure and Player Unknown's Battlegrounds and question Disney's attitude towards licensing their characters in the early 2000s. Also featuring the trouble with acronyms, the dreaded $70, and more about everybody's favorite topic: loot boxes.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming and Emma somehow continues to know more about Breath of the Wild than Madelyn. Also featuring the old man troll, some boring stuff about wifi connections, and boyfriend slave labor.

In this special episode, Madelyn and Emma celebrate the podcast's one year anniversary by revisiting the games that started it all for them- Uncharted and The Legend of Zelda. Also featuring role reversals, reflections on our past year of podcasting, and going back to our long tradition of hardly talking about the games at all

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their past two weeks in gaming, returning after not releasing any episodes since last year ;). Also featuring the pleasures of games without any lore to remember, Emma falling back into old habits, and a change of plans.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Donkey Kong and Hidden Agenda and talk about the greatest documentary ever made in the history of documentary-making. Also featuring the lack of eight friends to party with, conspiracy theories, and a super synchronized New Year's Eve countdown.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their past year in gaming and disagree heartily, as one must, with others' choices for game of the year. Also featuring Madelyn being painfully behind the times, new year's gaming resolutions, and a look forward to the future of the podcast.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Civilization and Night in the Woods and delve deep into their traumatic childhood woes. Also featuring the names of their theoretical empires, gang wars over the moon, and the fickle nature of AI.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming and plan their vacation to the winter wonderland of Pandora. Also featuring Emma singing the praises of playtesting, Madelyn's gaming wishlist, and more fun facts about Kingdom Hearts than you can handle

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Psychonaughts and Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus and give a bit too much insight into the depressing depths of their souls. Also featuring a heavy political discussion, Emma's stuffy nose, and some quote unquote real psychic powers

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming and detail plans for their extra-amazing new mobile game entitled Existential Crisis. Also featuring meat shields, silly little internal Jiminy Crickets, and a reminder that we've got some awesome stuff on the blog to make up for our total lack of show notes.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Barbie Team Gymnastics and Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator and also come up with some sweet new dance moves. Also featuring discrimination towards Bratz, Madelyn being super bad at M words, and some deep life lessons.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming in which they actually did most of it together, believe it or not. Also featuring Games of the Years, the shameless hunt for clickbait, and NO SPOILERS.